10 Hilarious CEO Replies You Will Love

By: Thousif Ziya

1

Elon Musk

"I just put the money into making the product better. Advertising is free if your product is amazing."

When asked why Tesla does not advertise:

2

Steve Jobs

"Just avoid holding it that way."

When a customer complained about the iPhone 4's antenna issue:

3

Jeff Bezos

"We are not thinking about our quarterly results; we are thinking about 2025."

When asked about Amazon's low profits in its early years:

4

Richard Branson

"Because Coke tasted better. We stuck to planes instead."

When asked why Virgin Cola did not work:

5

Satya Nadella

"We were too busy building the future PC to worry about phones of the past."

When asked about Microsoft's missed smartphone opportunity:

6

Bill Gates

"I would trade a little charisma for more lines of code any day."

On being asked if he was jealous of Steve Jobs's charisma:

7

Warren Buffett

"I do not buy things I do not understand. I eat what I understand—like burgers."

When asked why he does not invest in tech companies:

8

Reed Hastings

"We do not have to please everyone; we just have to please the binge-watchers."

When criticized for Netflix's content strategy:

9

Mark Zuckerberg

"I am saving my brainpower for more important decisions—like which company to acquire next."

On why he always wears the same gray T-shirt:

10

Tim Cook

"We do not innovate to prove anything; we innovate because we love to surprise you."

When asked if Apple could innovate without Steve Jobs: